Today I received the report of the statistics of this blog (always bad, of course, but I do not expect to be popular for a person four bullshit that I write once in a while).
Generally I do not pay much attention, I see those big red Freccione down, I get down two minutes, two more steps to convince them that now going to write something useful and interesting and then I forget ... This time I had the 'idea of \u200b\u200ba ride in your statistics (shinystat for the record) and I jumped a section of the eye that I always looked down on, or that of search keywords by which search engines are on this sad and useless blog . Well I laughed for a quarter of an hour for the nonsense that people search online, so I decided to revive the fortunes of the area of \u200b\u200bSally Cinnamon with a laugh, so I post the best IMHO:
"make the hair friction in swimming (well, it depends if you do not shave the last six months ec'hai a forest of vines so maybe ...)
"that process Mirca federer" (you'll be fine ...)
"fucking in 16 years" (eh, well, a pickle ...)
"ki cool on the back of the bench facebook" (I think I need someone I do the logical analysis of this sentence ...)
"accaunt have to blog" (now, if I wrote the word "accaunt" in this blog allows you to send a virus);
"pochette man ways to bend" (there are men's clutches? And above all He bent?)
"I want to know all the words that end with the right person thinks that rose from the shit ass" (as You use search engines, no one can ...)
"www facebbok love my photos with" (thou hast thou major crisis ...)
"surrogates of the penis" (mmm ...)
"well Barnes has her period (with this I'm dead, really ...)
"seventeen fucking" (well, come on, fuck off better than 17 to 16 years, no?)
"the cc is a sports car?" (And you ask me, I've got a seventeenth century?)
"I can study in a bar?" (But that question is that?)
is normal to be depressed during the cycle? "(well, I'd do a little visit me the psychological ...)
However, apart from all the most searched word is dined DRINK! ON MY BLOG?! It 's a sign that this world there is something wrong ...
